Furgus went to Walmart looking for a snow shovel.
In Minnesota this shouldn’t be a problem,
but it was August and they had spades and rakes,
but not one snow shovel. Furgus couldn’t ask
for one either, they might ask questions.
He couldn’t admit his old one is deep in a well
with his ex-wife.
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Another cool 55 story, if you count "ex-wife" as one word!
ReplyDeletegrin....excellent as always. Love the twist at the end.
ReplyDeleteMichael -
ReplyDeleteEx-wife is one word because ex is a prefix and does not stand alone. With a hyphenated adjective or noun would count seperately.
Thanks guys!